Hey Lear Hawk... There's a Storm Coming

Week 2 is upon us and we are preparing to take on Lear Hawk. We're not familiar with them but a quick Internet search (thanks again Wikipedia) has helped us find out that Lear is some type of Shakspearian king that makes a bunch of bad decisions and everyone ends up dead in the end & that Hawk is a crime busting television series from the 60's starring Burt Reynolds.

Quick goat thinking leads me to believe this game should be a cake walk. I mean seiously, who comes up with this stuff? Lear Hawk...Why not just name yourself Smokey & The Jonestown Massacre? You get Burt Reynolds & bad decisions with dead people and it's way catchier. More importantly we are the Bayside Tigers and we are wicked awesome. That alone should put us over the top.

The only thing that concerns me is that the game is at 9:00 which means some of us might be drunk before the game starts. Ha! What am I saying. I'd be concerned if we weren't drunk before the game. Best of luck on Wednesday David Carradine Ball Run you're gonna need it.

Another big promotion this week is the first person to chat with us about the blog on Wednesday evening gets a hug from the moistest first baseman in the league, China Wall. Good luck kids!